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Archive for April 6th, 2008

#21 Crockpots

Country households have two crockpots. One crockpot, “the little crockpot,” is stored in a kitchen cabinet and is used on a regular basis to prepare chili, stews, soups and deer meat.  The little crockpot can also be used to create liquid cheese by melting Velveeta.
The other crock pot, “the big crockpot,” is kept in [...]

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#20 Marriage

Country people believe marriage to be a “sacred institution.” In light of the importance of marriage few country people pass up the opportunity to “enter into Holy Matrimony.” Thus many country people marry a “high school sweetheart” before the age of 21. Women who do not marry a high school sweetheart must [...]

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#19 Liquid Cheese

Country people like Easy Cheese almost as much as they love Cheese Whiz.

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